Inspired by the love of skate culture, connoisseur level cannabis, and all things nerd, the Alien Labs Martians didn’t reinvent cannabis, but transformed the game. By not only breeding their own proprietary strains and getting them to the legal market, Alien Labs’ meteoric rise came organically: through R&D and a genuine labor of love.
Your favorite celestial cultivators at Alien Labs met the deep forest dwellers at Talking Terps within an astral glade—Brainwash is the result of years of carefully considered deep tissue mind massages for your cerebral cortex. The smell places you in a spice market at noontime, seeking shade under the eaves of a hookah joint—herbal, sweet, citrusy, and minty in the slow swirl of heat. Densely enfolding verdant pyramids, tinted with purple, hide peaks and valleys with fractal dimension above 3.6 and spiritual dimensions only the 4th eye can comprehend. Spicy and buttery on pull, with a sweetness that sits on the tongue and gives way to herbal, earthy, slightly tangy notes on the exhale. A very potent hybrid—sedating, calming, and mind-wandering, without overwhelming distraction. Perfect for a Friday slide into the weekend or a mellow ramp up to a more charged evening outing.
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